Ridiculous Thoughts Of a Super Dork

Watching “Evening” with the roommate. Vanessa runs around chasing a firefly. I look at roommate, “Why is she so damn adorable?!”

Mulder and Scully moment before I get back to…not studying for the GRE.

Virginia Woolf installed two water closets in her house and jokingly dedicated them to Vita-Sackville West.

The good news? I am up 17% from the first set of practice problems. The bad news? The original percentage was 40. To reward my failing math skills, I think I’ll have some Doritos and chocolate.

-A thank-you letter named for Mr. Collins in Pride and Prejudice.

“…The book that one is writing at the moment is really the most intimate part of one, and the part about which one preserves the strictest secrecy. What is love or sex, compared with the intensity of the life one leads in one’s book? A trifle; a think to be shouted from the hilltops. Therefore if I write to you about my book, I am writing really intimately, though it may not be very interestingly…But you would rather I told you I missed Potto and Virginia, those silky creatures…and so I do…”

-Vita Sackville-West to Virginia Woolf when writing The Edwardians.

Sorry, Ebbs. Was gonna save this one for you in the afternoon but if I don’t post it now, I will forget. True story.

I apologize for the nonsense you may find here from now until midnight.

ebee-:

becsun:

So I tried to be a good person today and failed miserably. Back to square one. Is it bad that instead of punishing myself and trying to figure out ways to better myself, I found this and it made me smile? Perhaps.

If we’re going to have to start saying “Thank you” instead of arguing when we give compliments to one another…I think we’re also going to have to start realizing how damn AMAZING we are, even in “not being a good person” moments. 

I’M JUST SAYING.

Face.

Intermission was not a good moment for me last night. On top of this making me giggle, Ebee made my life by typing wonderful things.

FACE!

So I tried to be a good person today and failed miserably. Back to square one. Is it bad that instead of punishing myself and trying to figure out ways to better myself, I found this and it made me smile? Perhaps.

For da Ebee. :)

It is so hot at work tonight the chocolate I bought out of the vending machine was melted. Here are a few other things that can melt chocolate.